Terrifying Tales Of Horror Cigarette Case

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$ 19.00

Boys wake up! It's for real! You're in the relationship from hell! That she-beast lying next to you wants to chew your face off! Break up with her now! Buy this Cigarette Case as a souvenir of your brush with Satan's spawn! 

Some other interesting and additional details you may be interested in: Your case will comfortably hold 9 credit cards or i.d. cards, or 20 of your business cards. For those of us who enjoy a smoke, it holds a half pack of your favorite brand. The gentle, but effective, swing arm will secure your important items with just the right bit of strength to keep your goodies in their place.

Dimensions: 3.1"L x .44"W x 4"H

HUMANS, PLEASE DONT SMOKE! IT IS OUR WISH  / DESIRE YOU USE THIS AS A CREDIT CARD / BUSINESS CARD HOLDER. WE DO NOT CONDONE SMOKING. NEITHER DO WE CONDONE WAR FOR FOSSIL FUEL, RHINO POACHING, TOXIC ASSETS TRADING OR EATING SAPIENT CREATURES LIKE OCTOPI. BUT YOU HUMANS NEVER LEARN...