Theatre Bizarre Giant Fly Cigarette Case
Do not leave the Theater without seeing this dangerous and horrific monster. The giant 27 pound fly. It cannot be stopped with typical bug spray! Wings greater than the largest birds of prey, jaws strong enough to bite through a man's arm. Discover this pest turned beast! This scavenger has a taste for flesh.
Some other interesting and additional details you may be interested in: Your case will comfortably hold 9 credit cards or i.d. cards, or 20 of your business cards. For those of us who enjoy a smoke, it holds a half pack of your favorite brand. The gentle, but effective, swing arm will secure your important items with just the right bit of strength to keep your goodies in their place.
Dimensions: 3.1"L x .44"W x 4"H
HUMANS, PLEASE DONT SMOKE! IT IS OUR WISH / DESIRE YOU USE THIS AS A CREDIT CARD / BUSINESS CARD HOLDER. WE DO NOT CONDONE SMOKING. NEITHER DO WE CONDONE WAR FOR FOSSIL FUEL, RHINO POACHING, TOXIC ASSETS TRADING OR EATING SAPIENT CREATURES LIKE OCTOPI. BUT YOU HUMANS NEVER LEARN...